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The Wisdom of Barnyard Bruke: Life Is Not A Fairy Tale; Two Questions, Enteresting Thoughts

Greetings ta ever one in western Illinois and all readers of "The Quill".

Not much field work going on with all this rain. However, last weekend was shore good enough with plenty of sunshine and all the spring growth that's taken place.

The Barn Swallows and Purple Martins showed up on our farm the same day (Sunday, May 5). There's plenty of mud fer the swallows ta make their nests in the barn. A door is kept open ta the barn ta allow them entry fer nest'n.

The Purple Martins were fly'n high last Sunday. I don't know if'n they were find'n insects way up there or maybe they was given the sparrows fair warn'n ta get outa their way cause they're come'n home.

It's shore fun listen'n ta all the various birds given their mate'n calls and marke'n out their territory. Ya can't beat spring fer all that go'n on.

Life Is Not A Fairy Tale

Jim Comey answered "I don't know," "I don't recall," and "I don't remember"

236 times while under oath. But remembered enough to write a book.

President Trump should nominate Hillary Clinton for the next opening on the supreme court. Then he can finally get her investigated.

Not one feminist has defended Sarah Sanders. It seems women's rights only matter if those women are liberal.

No Border Walls - No voter ID laws - You figured it out yet?

Every woman has the right to be Believed...Unless you are raped by Bill Clinton, beaten by Keith Ellison, groped by Cory Booker or killed by Ted Kennedy.

Chelsea Clinton got out of college and got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 per year. Her mom flies around the country speaking out about white privilege.

Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and Yells..."Free drinks for everyone!"

Looks around and says "Who's buying?"

The law allowing for the separation of children from their parents who cross the Border illegally was signed by Bill Clinton in 1997, why is it a problem now?

Watching the left come up with schemes to "catch Trump" is like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch the Road Runner.

MAGA-Make Alexandria Go Away

President Trump's wall cost less than the Obamacare website. Let that sink in, America.

Pennsylvania officials have admitted to finding names of 11,198 Non-citizens registered to vote on the states voter rolls.

More troops and armament were sent to arrest Roger Stone than sent to defend Benghazi. CNN also covered the arrest story

It's a sad day when it is easier to abort an American child than it is to deport an illegal alien.

60 years ago, Venezuela was 4th on the world economic freedom index. Today they are 179th and their citizens are dying of starvation. In only 10 years, Venezuela was destroyed by democratic socialism.

Russia donated $0.00 to the Trump campaign . Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump was the one investigated!

Nancy Pelosi invited illegal aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump Invited victims of illegal aliens to the State of the union. Let that sink in.

Sweden is the rape capital of Europe, Thanks to third world immigration. Keep that in mind when the socialist says we should be like Sweden.

How do you walk 3000 miles across Mexico without food or support and show up at our border 100 pounds Overweight and with a cellphone?

Democrats booed God - but clapped and cheered about killing babies. Give that a thought.

"We spend $18B a year on healthcare for illegal aliens, and the Democrats can't find $5 billion for border security. Laura Ingraham

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez wants to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works. She calls Donald Trump crazy.

Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to Paula Jones to get her to go away. I don't remember the FBI raiding his lawyer's office.

Bernie Sanders owns 3 houses and has a net worth of over a million dollars, why hasn't he taken in a single refugee.

It is now clear, Bob Mueller quit digging when all of the tunnels led back to Hillary and Obama.

Katy Perry: "No barriers, no borders we all just need to coexist." She lives in a $19 Million mansion in a gated community surrounded by security.

Maxine Waters opposes voter ID laws; she thinks that they are racist. You need to have a photo ID to attend her town hall meetings.

From President Trump: "They're not after me.- They're after you. - I'm just in their way."

interesting facts

I found this fascinating. Perhaps you will too.

Two Questions:

Question 1

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist

He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes an drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day

Candidate B

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading

Enteresting Thoughts

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics.

29 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Heaven has a wall, a gate and a strict immigration policy. Hell has open borders.

Let that sink in.

Well thats all fer this weeks column. Hope ya have a good rest of the week.

Hope'n ta see ya in the church of yer choice this week.

Remember, where ever ya are, what ever ya be a do'n "BE A GOOD ONE!'

Keep on Smile'n

Catch ya later

Barnyard Bruke